i dun understand.. realli dun... how can a near 50 year old fagger claiming to be juz joking on sth but is actually being sarcastic?

I dun.. do u?

well.. i witnessed one incident today... vitim = me...

my fuck-up near 50 year old aunt.. claimed to be joking abt the following incident which happened in a watson store at compass point...

Fuck-up aunt: "i drowned my hp (Nokia 6300).. now gone le.. have to use back this lousy hp (Nokia 6610i)."

Me: "oh.. then how?"

Fuck-up aunt: "duno leh... my fren say go back a new one.. but chey.. where got so much money to spent.. muz save.." *now she is starting to be sarcastic already...*

Me: " then go to the nokia service centre to fix loh.. under warranty anyway... maybe juz have to pay abit coz u drowned ur phone wad.. not like ur hp software or hardware got problem..."

Fuck-up aunt: "still have to pay wad.. u think i very rich like u? buy such a high-end hp to use..." *i m using samsung u700 now..*

Me: " huh? its my bf buy for mi one k... NOT me..."

Fuck-up aunt: "ooohhh~~ then ur bf very high-end hor.." *i blew up already coz she gave me this one of a kind rolled-up eyes...*

Me: " you dun have to be so sarcastic.."

Then i walked away.. feeling damn angry... my gramps asked mi why i mention anything on hp.. i was like.. -.-" i for nth tok abt hp for wad fuck? kaoz...

my fuck-up aunt hp spoilt her prob lah.. nth to do with mi rite... come and say mi for wad.. then say my bf somemore... my hp spoilt for duno how long le.. i wan to change.. but kept delaying.. why? coz no money.. expensive.. then kns.. say i rich.. spent money to buy hp??!?!?! FUCK YOU LAH!!!! my bf see mi so xin ku... thats y he got the hp for mi can...

after awhile.. she walked rite up to me and yelled at me.. say i dun give her respect n that she is my aunt... and that wad she said was a joke... JOKE???? hahahahahaahahAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH... joke my ass.... get ur bloody hell facts right before u start to mutant everything into ur so-called "joke"..

u wan respect?? u are my aunt? hah!!!! then start acting like one to get my respect...n stop thinking that everything can be taken as a joke.. coz THEY ARE NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stupid woman...

get a life can...

still msg mi and say all those craps that i owe her an apology... pui!!!! i oso feel that u owe me a apology... so... say sorry to mi 1st lah... u bitch.... 50 already still trying to act like a 16.... *puke* GROW UP LAH!!!!!

ok.. i m damn slpy now.. but while waiting for my hair to dry.. i shall blog...



actually nth much.. juz took the very 1st neoprints with dear this monday.. *happy* dear bought me a corrine may's cd.. *happy happy*




missed soci lec on tue morning becoz i was rushing an assignment on PBF which i tot i need to hand in.. but in the end no need... super pissed with my lec... $#@$#%$#@%!....

had a ear piercing on wed.. juz be4 i took bus to sch.. =p.. impulse.. impulse...

acc grace to collect her car today... then drove dwn to sch... cut a new hair style today.. =) *happy* then meet dear for makan after his class at golf course.. who knows.. ren and billy oso come dwn... tok cock sing song.. drink drink.. eat eat.. then go play pool.. zzz super slpy...

then took a cab home.. n omg.. the cab got a very strong "ah-neh" smell can... i was slpy.. so i kept yawning.. therefore i was breathing in "ah-neh" air... which makes mi wanna sneeze... kaoz.. reaching back home.. my jacket got the smell can... -.-"... haiz...

ok.. i go slp.. nite...

seriously.. wadsup with the male human species on this addiction on watching porn? huh?? tell me.. tell me!!!! seriously.. can you man survive one day without watching porn?? huh? or u man wil die of horny-ness? Perverts...
PERVERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Month 1
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month 2
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month 3
You know what Mommy, I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month 4
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month 5
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not ababy. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month 6
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Someth ing is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!!

Month 7
Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. he is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me, Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.


My heart hurts after reading this... cant help but remember and cry...

fine.. i m a female chauvinist...

then... the question now is...

WHY????

time for updates... =) the following updates are in random...

>sch started... realli have to buck up!

>been doing a lot of shopping with grace n xinyu...

>2nd year anniversary with dear.. =) dear made ratatuille for mi... love you...

>dearie also bought mi a new hp... =D samsung U700... he knows my old fone N70 spoilts le... n surprised mi with a new hp... *smiles*

>into a manicure craze now...

>tiannee's 21st and grace's 22nd bday juz passed... derrick's coming up soon...

>met up with the 4ch gang end of last mth... makan at marche then head to labyrith.. dear pick mi up after the gathering ended... =)

>took a couple of nonsense neoprint when meet-up with grace, tiannee, xinyu and morgan at hereen... haha...

> ok going to slp now... going to dear's hse to watch vcd tml...

pple say when u are feel dwn.. eat some chocolate... it is say to release some homorone or sth like tat in your body to make u feel abit more happy...

so.. is that true?

i duno.. so i m eating chocolate now.. hopefully to recover a little frm my sad mood later...

hmm... finally settle my eCR.. will b taking 6 papers this year.. so.. pple.. pls dun call mi out to party or wad le.. i decide to MIA for the next one year... =)

anyway.... so i'll be having my class on tue, wed and thurs.. long weekend.. yay!! but not to play.. to study.. study study... muz drill this mindset into my head..

Yest was Dear's bday.. had dinner together with dear's family at Jack's Place... n its the 1st day i've ate a normal meal... (finally!!!)

Went back to dear's hse.. took out the birthday cake i've found for him.. paid by his parents.. hee.... got him a Guess watch.. =)


Eeyore cake... cute anot??


2 big candles.. 2 small candles... coz.. dear 22 years old le mah...


hee.. he looks nervous..



Smile baby.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you... HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you... HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Jeremy... HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you...


1,2,3.. blow...


he juz duno how or if he shld cut Eeyore's face...


he cut Eeyore's face!!!


1/4 of Eeyore gone!!!



he looks gulity after eating the cake... heh...

HAPPY 22nd BIRTHDAY AGAIN... LOVE YOU!!!


went to NDC to remove my stitches this morning... yawn...removing off stitches is not very pain.. but.. the bleeding on my lower rite wound juz couldn't stop... haiz.. so i bled for 30 mins pluz... ouch... and according to my Dentist.. after he pulled the record frm tan tock seng.. he say i suffered an acute infection that time.. not a little infection.. but definately not frm my surgury..

well.. today's follow up.. other than the bleeding.. i m healing well.. hahah... yay!!


btw.. i failed my exams.. expected.. so i dun feel much.. but realli got to buck up for the upcoming year le... =)

ok.. day 3..

all i've experienced is misery...

reason? my swelling on my right side of my cheek had increased due to my unvolunteered vomitting which leds mi to Tan Tock Seng Hospital in the middle of friday nite... haiz... dear had to drive over to send mi and acc mi till morning...

actually the pain of the surgery wasn't so bad.. but the vomitting juz worsen the condition to a state where it had became so bad... *groan*

food i've took.. sux!! all i've taken are gruel... *ekk...* i want my solid food back!!! =( even dear make a variation of food (gruel) for mi to swallow.. i still wan to eat soild food... haiz...

had my last good meal last nite.. dear cooked... =) steak with my fav mash potato and cream mushroom.. love u dear...

afterwhich i started fasting for the surgery frm 12 midnite onwards... no food.. no water...

anyway.. surgery is done... i'm in a pretty bad shape now... let mi go through what happen today...

i cant realli slp last nite till abt 5am.. coz b4 that.. is still not my slping time yet... wake up at 6.15am... reached health promotion broad for blood test.. god!! they took alot of blood sia!!! *tsk tsk*

then got prep up for surgury at national dental centre... the waiting time is so freaking long... in the meantime.. when its freezing cold.. i started to see all the patients pushed back into the bed slots after their surgery ends.. they are semi-awake and able to talk abit.. i tot ok.. this is not so bad...

but... i m so wrong...

since i m going for a general anasethetic... my nasal passage way was numb.. my anasethetist is so damn dao can... in the operation theater... on the surgery table... my attention span were spread among 3 nurses who were pulling blanket for mi.. asking me qns... checking my blood pressure... blah blah.. then the anasethetist suddenly walked in.. i took a glance at her.. apparently she started talking to mi.. n i wasn't listening due to the many things happening ard mi.. like i say.. she is damn ba bai! (big shot) expecting mi that i must acknowledge her presence... she started asking me if i had been hospitalized be4... i juz give her my honest reply.. yest... a couple times when i was young like in pri sch era and once 4 or 5 yrs ago for gastrtic.. naturally i cannot rem or know what happened to mi when i was in pri sch.. for that.. she reprimanded mi.. wtf...

anyway.. was completely knocked out after breathing in the oxygen mask which i presume had sedate medicine inside... when i wake up.. i m damn groggey... cant feel a thing on my lower part of the face... juz kept tear-ing and coughing... vomitted too... literally vomitted out blood.. got blood oozing out frm my nose oso... haiz...

i cant feel my tongue.. my lower jaw and my lip... the back of my left hand hurts like hell frm the IV drip.. argh~~

i cant even swallow water or my painkillers.. so got to pound them up to powder.. *ekk* bitter...

after 5 hrs plus.. my tongue numbness faded.. but my right side of lip is still numb.. haiz.. i cant eat at all.. even after my mum mushed up the porridge for mi... =(

btw.. took the reminse of my 4 tooths back.. still can see the nerve attached to it.. haha..

k lah.. i go slp le... medication is kicking in...

haven been blogging.. so... here's a little update... =)

dear took mi to catch the NDP fireworks... =) happy.. even though our secret spot is open up to the public already.. we caught the fireworks on the open space at marina square after a long and squeezy walk frm chinatown...

been to my 2nd fireworks of the month with dear's parents.. then went laviva with uncle and aunty to try jer's cooking... =) then go over to SRC for KTV until jer finished work... haha

settled my bank draft for UOL.. haiz.. ma fan... why cant SIM juz settled everything for us since we have paid so much...

watched the movie 881 twice!! hee.. once with dear.. another with grandma... =).. gramps realli enjoyed the show.. glad that i've made the choice to bring her down.. now.. she juz cant stop humming the hokkien songs... haha...

digged out some old LDs of my late grandpa... brought over to dear's gramps hse to sing..

my dear girl eileen had yet and again injure herself again.. haiz.. this girl ar... torn two ligaments of her left ankle.. AGAIN!!! aiyo... realli duno how many times she wants to injure herself on the same place... better rest well..

hmm.. as for mi.. i m going to NDC for my wisdom tooth surgery this thurs... all 4 teeth will be taken out... yes.. all 4 of them... 3 surgery and 1 extraction... haiz... i am not able to talk or eat solid food for at least a week...

dear had been playing the new games he bought.. Hitman 1 and 2... i've tried.. but catch no ball.. haha.. so.. i m back into playing sims... hehe.. got a new hse with dear.. =)

*yawn*

i go slp le.. nites pple..

angry... argh...

this is so fucked up!!

juz reached home not long ago...

today was actually a great day... went dear's hse to wake him up for work.. then go far east for a spa.. afterwhich... dropped by gramps' hse... fetched dear frm work.. all the way till now.. no quarrels at all... =) we even dropped by at this hougang coffeeshop for makan when dear drove mi hm...

then i was thinking that sch is starting soon... kept asking dear to help mi get back my lecture notes frm alvin but he juz din inform him... haiz.. so.. (ok.. now i m being real extra!!) i went to alvin's blog.. y? coz i wan to leave a msg at his tagboard so that he knows i will be wanting back my books soon.. and then.. i juz have to be sooooooo extra to read his entries.. FUCK ok!!!

KNN.. seriously.. this guy is still living in lala land.. wake up and get a life can.. the fact that eve is gone.. ade will never be there for u.. n especially the fucking fact that i wun forget that matter had totally nth to do with u anymore... correct.. why dwell in the past... why make my own life so difficult? of coz.. if u can say that i shld juz forgive n forget that matter.. then why aren't you?eve broke up with u.. that was like duno how many freaking mths ago.. so.. GET A LIFE!

as for my matter... u jolly well knows that it was hard for mi to try to live with it le.. so why are u adding on to my misery by reminding mi?? very fun is it??

and.. wad pheromone thingy? since when did i have a discussion of such topic with u? since when? pls.. do remind or give mi a hint.. coz i realli have NO recollection that i had ever mention anything on the chemical substance produced by animal which will affects the physiology or behaviour of others of the same species at all.. (note: i know of pheromone is becoz i watched discovery channel at jer's gramps' hse last time..) and.. Pheromone usually refers to insects.. so if no such discussion was ever made... pls dun make up stuff... since when did i ever say smell attracts pple? i shld be the one who says how dare you to make up things that i have/had never say... ccb...

enuff is enuff.. realli...

haiz...

great.. now duno why.. earlier in the morning at 5.22am.. my mum suddenly kept yelling when slping.. (which gives the very angry me a fright..) anyway.. am going to slp now...

being putting some tots into this particular thing called "LOVE".

What is LOVE?

Love
–noun
1. a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
2. a feeling of warm personal attachment or deep affection, as for a parent, child, or friend.
3. sexual passion or desire.
4. a person toward whom love is felt; beloved person; sweetheart.

so the question still lies.. What is LOVE?

a guy/girl says i love you to another girl/guy... so what is love? love is a feeling which no one can realli describe.. OR.. its juz a presence of that particular person that u have grown so use to over the time...

so the question realli still lies... What is LOVE?

=)

dear came over to send mi to work juz now... happy... but that oso means he haven slp yet.. sad sad..

finished harry potter.. haiz.. even harry din die.. there are still too many deaths.. haiz...

sometimes i wonder and dream.. wad is it like to be actually able to perform magic.. magic.. hmm.. something so mystical.. so soo.. sooo... hmm.. no other words to describe le..

JK Rowling's world of magic is juz something that everyone (i believed) will look forward to.. =)

heavy rain... very heavy rain....

Still in office.. boring.. tired.. slpy...

gonna have to skip work tml.. coz dear going to acc mi to pay a visit to the dentist.. lets see.. how many years i've not visited one..

*count*
1,2,3,4.... (lost count)

hmm.. honestly speaking.. lost interest in work.. damn routine.. haiz...

been to a classical music concert at victoria concert hall last sat.. dear's fren.. andrew's concert.. he was the conductor n played oboe for a couple of number.. not bad.. but abit dull on the choice of songs though.. hhaa.. oh well... i guess i have not been in touch with the "musical" side of mi for a very long time..

deeply engaged in my copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallow... usual mi will take juz one day to finished read... coz i will coup myself up in my room.. n read.. read.. read... but the mi today.. had already took 4 days.. and still yet to complete the book.. *angry*

hmm.. reason? been working and going out alot.. not that i m complaining or wad.. juz explaining out myself.. coz i realli can finished in one day de... haiz..

n dear had been silly by kept asking mi if harry died yet.. or blah blah blah.. he even attempted to read the last chapter 1st.. O.O!!! no!!! cannot ok.. *bleah* =p

juz gimmi one more day.. i swear i will finish the whole book... i will!!!

writing in in a freezer.. (if u know wad i mean) brrrrgggg....

think i'm gonna fall sick soon.. haiz.. been having a spliting headache n backache since i woke up at 7am to do my laundry... n the freezing environment in my office is not helping mi at all...

keep having this tendency to lose focus when facing the computer... been this way for the past few weeks.. i seriously think my astigmatism is getting worse.. (used to b juz 50 degrees on both eyes) told dear i need to get a pair of glass juz for that.. coz when i drive oso like that.. scarly one day u read newspaper with the headline of car crash due to astigmatism.. that would most likely b mi.. =p...

checked letterbox this morning.. no check.. zzzz...

harry potter's out tml!!! yipeee... the very much long awaited/ anticipated/ last/ popular book is out!! sounds too kwah zhang? haha.. coz i waited too long le.. happy...

dear prepared dinner last nite.. haha.. lamp chop.. nice.. thanx dear.. cook somemore for mi n ur family k.. lol.. the most i help u to wash up loh...

right nw kinda no mood to work sia.. sitting dwn juz makes my back aches real bad... kept taking short breaks today.. to the toilet.. to smoke.. to re-fill water.. blah blah blah.. partly oso trying to waste my time ba.. =p... thanx goodness not much nonsense frm my boss today.. else.. i think i will juz go home str8.. (kidding kidding...) how can i juz go home n quit.. haiz.. this is a lousy job.. but pay is damn good.. for the sake of the money.. i have to strive on.. woosh!!

tml not working.. but will still be a hectic day.. morning have to wash von.. then meet grandma for an early lunch.. afterwhich head dwn to far east for facial spa.. fix my heels.. then go hm change n prepare to go out with dear for his fren's concert at victoria concert hall... =)

k lah.. go back to work... eat snake long enuff le..

Strangely...

slpt for only 2 hrs and 15 mins.. i m damn awake... even in this cold weather...

leaving work early again.. going to dear's hse.. i m going to re-charge my beauty slp there.. hee...

hopefully my check can come in by today.. then i can bank in tml morning... soooo POOOORRRR~~~...

realised life is getting stranger by every moment.. the world is changing.. the environment is changing... pple ard u are changing.. i m changing... ok.. this is a very stupid statement.. but i m being very bored now.. so juz humor mi ya...

the reason that i have that thinking is beoz of my conversation with dear dear last nite.. =) tok about alot of stuff and of coz pple.. haiz... lots in mind.. oh well.. none of my biz anyway..

was hsekeeping my email.. this is one old email jessica sent mi.. still find them funny.. haha...

Q1) Ah Mei's dad has 7 wives. The 5th and 7th are Africans. Guess a Chinese idiom.
A1) Wu Qi Ma Hei

Q2) There's a party in the forest. Who didn't get to eat the cake!?!
A2) GRASS because Cao Mei Dan Gao

Q3) Ah bao was murdered! However, the police quickly found the killer. Who was it?
A3) Ah Dou because Dou Sha Bao

Q4) Xiao Bai and Da Bai are bros. As Xiao Bai grows older, he looks more and more like his bro. Guess a Chinese idiom.
A4) Zhen Xiang Da Bai

Q5) Osama, Bush , Blair and Saddam play mahjong. Who will win first ??
A5) Saddam Hussein because Saddam Hu Xian

Q6) What's the panda's 3 biggest wishes?
A6) i. Get rid of dark eyes ring
ii.Taking colour photo
iii. Wanna know whether he is bear or cat (xiong mao)?

Q7) Who will pick up the dumpling (ba zhang) on the floor ?
A7) Xiang Long because Xiang Long Shi Ba Zhang

Q8) There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible?
A8) The one without the rubber

Q9) Xiao Ming drinks milk to grow up. What does Da Ming drink?
A9) Alcohol because Jiu Yang Da Ming

Q10) Which brand of shampoo is the wealthiest?
A10) "Lux" Super Rich

Q11) What did Batman say when he fell down?
A11) Painful Sia... (Bian fu sia)

Damn... argh... i m realli living in a freezer sia.. its already so damn cold already.. raining loh... this fat woman still go n lower the temperature.. say very hot.. kaoz!!!! yesterday oso like that.. the day before oso like that... kaozz.. i m working in a office in SINGAPORE.. not ALASKA!!!!kaozzzzz.... *brrrrrggggg*

a little tired today.. =)

hmm.. as mention in last blog.. took half day.. rushed to sch.. did a little chit chat with the administrator yest.. hope certain issues can be settle.. else really wasted..

had a long talk with baozhu n eileen at amk hub mos.. apparently.. alot of things have happened... not onli to them... but to mi as well.. so updates ard.. haha...

got eileen to gimmi a ride to dear's hse.. then tok abit at his void deck.. eileen mentioned about
night cycling together with ren, xian and weijie.. n ask dear along too.. i dun mind lah.. am sure dear dun mind too.. (which he realli doesn't.. coz i asked him.. haha..) but all the way to changi village leh!!! 5 hrs plus ride.. my leg sure gone case de loh... that day ECP already killing mi le... must start training up le...

eileen oso said that can go her hse for mahjong anytime... yay!!! can oso bring xy and grace along... yay yay!!! haha.. shiok! hee... happy...

oya.. Marigold's check is finally issue... sending to mi by mail.. hope to receive on fri.. happy...

dear dear oso made mi happy.. even i dun realli like the idea of him not telling mi he borrow the 100 frm his dad for mi.. but still.. thanx... will return ur dad as soon as the check banked in.. =) had quite a long talk abt frens ard mi with dear.. din quarrel at all.. he shared his views with mi.. =).. but sry dear.. have to go home at 2 plus am.. coz i sleepy sleepy le.. n sry i last nite blur blur.. called ur hse instead of hp.. love u...