Strangely...

slpt for only 2 hrs and 15 mins.. i m damn awake... even in this cold weather...

leaving work early again.. going to dear's hse.. i m going to re-charge my beauty slp there.. hee...

hopefully my check can come in by today.. then i can bank in tml morning... soooo POOOORRRR~~~...

realised life is getting stranger by every moment.. the world is changing.. the environment is changing... pple ard u are changing.. i m changing... ok.. this is a very stupid statement.. but i m being very bored now.. so juz humor mi ya...

the reason that i have that thinking is beoz of my conversation with dear dear last nite.. =) tok about alot of stuff and of coz pple.. haiz... lots in mind.. oh well.. none of my biz anyway..

was hsekeeping my email.. this is one old email jessica sent mi.. still find them funny.. haha...

Q1) Ah Mei's dad has 7 wives. The 5th and 7th are Africans. Guess a Chinese idiom.
A1) Wu Qi Ma Hei

Q2) There's a party in the forest. Who didn't get to eat the cake!?!
A2) GRASS because Cao Mei Dan Gao

Q3) Ah bao was murdered! However, the police quickly found the killer. Who was it?
A3) Ah Dou because Dou Sha Bao

Q4) Xiao Bai and Da Bai are bros. As Xiao Bai grows older, he looks more and more like his bro. Guess a Chinese idiom.
A4) Zhen Xiang Da Bai

Q5) Osama, Bush , Blair and Saddam play mahjong. Who will win first ??
A5) Saddam Hussein because Saddam Hu Xian

Q6) What's the panda's 3 biggest wishes?
A6) i. Get rid of dark eyes ring
ii.Taking colour photo
iii. Wanna know whether he is bear or cat (xiong mao)?

Q7) Who will pick up the dumpling (ba zhang) on the floor ?
A7) Xiang Long because Xiang Long Shi Ba Zhang

Q8) There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible?
A8) The one without the rubber

Q9) Xiao Ming drinks milk to grow up. What does Da Ming drink?
A9) Alcohol because Jiu Yang Da Ming

Q10) Which brand of shampoo is the wealthiest?
A10) "Lux" Super Rich

Q11) What did Batman say when he fell down?
A11) Painful Sia... (Bian fu sia)